*clicks on every link and spends the rest of my night like*
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
I want to cuddle with you but also give you orgasms.