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iswearimnotnaked:

when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system 

joshpeck:

this photoset is the reason i’m on this website

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

wildbulbasaur:

hella-misery-taco:

wildbulbasaur:

a-iling:

chocolate

dont do this

START RUBBING ME WITH THAT CHOCOLATE

DONT DO THIS

wildbulbasaur:

hella-misery-taco:

wildbulbasaur:

a-iling:

chocolate

dont do this

START RUBBING ME WITH THAT CHOCOLATE

DONT DO THIS

dog: *barks*
me: chill

untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

brbjellyfishing:

*puts dick in mouth but doesn’t suck* it’s a metaphor